Indy 3 lässt grüßen

Schon ein bischen zittrig die Stimme oder? Hatte da jedenfalls, gerade während der ersten Hälfte, öfter mal den Eindruck. Anyway - starker Abgang

So there's an associate stacking some oranges in a grocery store. A woman comes up to him an says, "Sir, how come I can't find any broccoli? Where's the broccoli?"
And the man says to her, "I'm sorry ma'am, we're all out of broccoli today. But we'll definitely have some tomorrow morning."
So he goes back to his work, stacking orange. Then a few minutes later someone comes up behind him and says, "Um sir?" ..and it's the same woman as before. She says, "Where's all the broccoli? Don't you have any broccoli?" And the man says to her, "Uh no, we don't. We're all out but we'll have some in the morning for you."
He goes back to his job of stacking the oranges, when a few minutes later the same woman comes up to him again and gets right in his face and asks, "Where's all the broccoli?!"
And he says, "Ma'am, how do you spell cat, as in catastrophic?"
The woman goes, "C-A-T."
The man says, "Okay, how do you spell dog, as in dogmatic?"
And the woman says, "D-O-G."
The man says, "Okay, good. Now how do you spell Fuck, as in broccoli?"
And the woman goes, "There is no Fuck in Broccoli!"
The man says, "THAT'S WHAT I'M TRYING TO TELL YOU, DAMMIT!"

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