"Baldrick, no! It's the worst plan since Abraham Lincoln said "Oh I'm sick of kicking around the house tonight, let's go take in a show!"

Blackadder: Have you ever been to Wales Baldrick?

Baldrick: No, but I've often thought I'd like to.

Blackadder: Well don't, it's a ghastly place. Huge gangs of tough sinewy men roam the valleys terrorising people with their close-harmony singing.
You need half a pint of phlegm in your throat just to pronounce the placenames.
Never ask for directions in Wales Baldrick, you'll be washing spit out of your hair for a fortnight.